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38 cheesy pickup lines for you and your dog

I love to be pawed. I came here looking for a little tail. I am looking for a leash-free relationship. I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

Because you sure are a winner to me. Because you sure are a winner to me. Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you jp gave this dog a bone.

Dog pick up lines - perfect for puppy lovers!

Can I get you a tennis ball? I love to be pawed. Is it linez out here, or are you in heat? Dog heaven must be missing an angel. Can you help me find someplace to pee?

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A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches. I want to have your puppies.

Do you pee here often? Source: Courtesy of author It was love at first sniff. Your doghouse or mine?

Best 48 dog pick up lines

Baby, you are what I call a hot dog! Hey there, beautiful You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone? Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?

Sniff my butt. You smell so familiar Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat? Your doghouse or mine?

Can you help me find someplace to pee? Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new lease on life. My favorite position is doggie-style.

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I want to have your litter of puppies. I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine. You can oines on my fire hydrant all night long.

I am looking for a leash-free relationship. Do you pee here often? Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

Hey there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha dog? These are the perfect pickup lines for a pup ghanaweb chat find ruv in the dog park. I thought it was hump day… Hey baby, meeting you has given linss a new lease on life. You make me want to be a more obedient dog. With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

Move over, Casanova. I came here looking for a little tail.

I am looking for a leash-free relationship. Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me? How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run? Is it pickk in here, or are you in heat?