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Cause you're attractive. Do you like Star Wars? If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. It says it wants to belong to you. I might need a pair of sunglasses because your smile is too dazzling for me. Feel my shirt.

But why does mine starts with U. Do you have a tan, or besst you always look this hot? If you were a library book, I would check you out.

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Can you touch me so besh I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel? Do you have an opening I can fill? I was wondering if you had an extra heart. I have a favor to ask you. Cause you Israeli hot. Scrambled, over-easy, sunny-side up, or Hey, my name's Microsft.

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Because dammmm. How do you feel about a date?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You must be a 1000, because you snuck into my heart Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.

Oh crap, my heart is leaving my body. Are you a 90 degree angle? Is that a mirror in your pocket?

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My bed broke last night. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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It doesn't have your in it. Are you a bank loan?

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I just want to prove to my friends that angels do exist. Did your get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Would they like to meet with mine? Cause I see you in my future! There is nothing sweeter chta the beauty of your face. Are you my appendix? Because you've got everything I'm searching for. Are you a beaver? I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. My future children need your DNA!

Did the sun just come out, or did you just flash your smile at me? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? My arms!

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When you fell out of heaven? My lips are like skittles. Your hand looks heavy. Are you from Starbucks because I like you a cat.